A personal message to Comrade Mugabe.
Dear Comrade,
I fully believe that there is something wrong with your mind. I mean, you are starving MDC supporters to gain votes. You are sleeping uneasily at night because of Tony Blair. You are screwing up a perfectly good country (once the breadbasket of Southern Africa), because of the disease invading your brain cells. You are dribbling and falling over during your speeches. Alas, you cannot be like Hitler, Comrade, no, God forbid that you do not wish that. But, you do act like an African Fuhrer --the last one. My friend, be warned that the forces of good will get there in the end. Do you want to know why? Because you are in a dead end. You have absolutely no idea how to run a country in the 21st century. As Africa, with its Mandelas and Chissanos moves ahead prosperously, you go backwards.
I am very serious when I say that, 1),I don't have more clout in order to rid the continent of a person who brings disrepute to a region trying to change for the better, and, 2), that I don't have a wider audience, because, believe you me, Mister, I'd bring you down if I could.