The captain of the 737 was inclined to say goodbye to all his passengers as he stood at the top of the steps. On this particular day he had banged the plane down at speed as he landed and ruffled all the passengers. He asked a little old lady who was disembarking whether she had enjoyed the flight.
"Tell me somethng, sonny", she asked, " did we just land or were we shot down?"
Jokes about EgyptAir were once commonplace. The Captain came over the tannoy and announced: "Thank you for flying EgyptAir. Unfortunately we are unable to show a film as the machine is broken. However if you wait ten minutes we shall be flying alongside Syria Airlines and you will able to see Mary Poppins on their screens.
What's your airline joke?