Enjoy. Can you add to the jokes?
I really enjoyed these :
"Santa sat on a worn out computer chair looking as bored as a dead rat."
" The elves crept onto the stage looking like young fox terriers with worms."
" The actors had the street cred of a lame donkey."
" My children wanted to know why there were two Santas in the store. I explained that one was an assistant as Santa's also get the flu"
" Just as the Wise Men arrived, the crib collapsed, giving a Titanic sigh."
" Santa asked for a buck fifty and all I got wasa lollipop."
" My dad says all those Santas are old guys with no work."
" I sat on Santa's lap and he said: Shee-it , and gave me a sour ball."
" I;, m