"Please hand me the envelope...
" And the winner of the Albert Shovelcrap War Prize is...
" President Ahmedinejad of Iran"
"The prize is 1000 packets of Dentyne Superbreath, to keep your mouth cleaner than clean. The citation reads:
-For ambitions as a magician, as the President is about to make Israel disappear.
-For undisputed hateship towards the US and Britain.
-For fake membership of the Nuclear club.
-For selling 20 000 used Hillman taxis to Kazakhstan.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen and congratulations President .... (what was that name again?)"