Ah, the big six-oh!
You know you're sixty when:
-you confuse a sand wedge with a putter.
-you have more hair in your ears and nose than on your head.
-traffic cops call you "sir", but still write the ticket.
-your dog regards you as a pouff.
-your wife regards you as an Egyptian relic.
-men aged forty call you "Pops".
-you wander supermarkets aimlessly looking for a toilet.
-you cannot remember your PIN at the ATM.
-you only get an erection from a full bladder.
-you don't care where your wife goes as long as you don't have to go along.
-you stare at Ginseng supplements and buy garlic.
-you can live without sex but not without glasses.
-your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
-getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot.
-the car you bought brand new is now an antique.
-the lovely girl you married is now an antique.
-you watch re-runs of Dallas.
-you still laugh at Mork & Mindy.
-your pill holder now has twelve compartments.
Any more?