The aftermath of last week's news.

For sale on J-Bay!

Published on February 17, 2006 By adnauseam In Current Events

With tongue firmly in cheek here are the items I envisage for sale on " J-Bay" next week. It has been a traumatic two weeks so there are plenty of items on sale:

* 10 tons of Lurpak butter--slightly rancid--bargain.
* 20 charred desks--ex-Danish Embassies.
* 1 George Bush dummy--slightly singed.
* 2 shotgun pellets----ex -Dick Cheney.
* 13 Syrian Border stamps---no need to visit Syria for visa. Bargain.
* I hand-driven generator (with wiring). Ex-Abu Graib Prison.
* 7 Hamas flags --very popular right now.
* 80 000 Zim dollars. A bargain at 1 dollar!
* 25 Lego sets. Ex-Middle East.
* 10 000 McDonald Burgers--slightly cooked. Ex-Pakistan.
* 50 packs of Cable ties. Ex-Guantanamo. Bargain.
* 1 bottle "Bulsheeto' Whiskey. Ex-Hugo Chavez.
* 1 courtroom toilet paper. Highly sought after. Ex-Baghdad.

Add some more if you like!

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